tfw ive read this whole thing before

tfw ive read this whole thing before

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happyblood:

Legless lizard.

happyblood:

Legless lizard.

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happyblood:

Mole.

happyblood:

Mole.

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happyblood:

Snakes.

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Anonyme a dit: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

someone call a tow truck, anon just got wrecked

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me in 5 years

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is:  Sparkling Raiden from MGS3s Secret Theater 

this is my new sexual preference

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is:  Sparkling Raiden from MGS3s Secret Theater 

this is my new sexual preference

dude says “is anyone sitting here”
i hear “do you wanna go out sometime”
i say “yes”
dude is gone forever

iconic

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albertosaurus-me:

Progression

missed opportunity: not captioning this “evolution”

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pikachu with sunglasses drinking a beverage 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pikachu with sunglasses drinking a beverage 

arisonas:

facebook??? sorry thats for LOSER idiot extroverts unlike me, who is a COOL smart introvert. now if you’ll excuse me i have a book to read and a tumblr post to ‘feels’ *hits tardis bookshelf with pathetically scrawny elbow, tons of books pile upon my useless body as i lie motionless*

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

i know plenty of people who took the express dick straight to the top

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: mail

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: mail